By Tom Lewis after Bernard Forscher for original concept and with thanks to Brian Nosek for posting this.

Once upon a time, amongst the activities and occupations of medicine, there was an activity called Laboratory Medicine, and the performers of this activity were called clinical pathologists. In reality, however, these men were builders who constructed edifices, called diagnoses, by assembling bricks, called test results. The work of builders was much valued by the architects, or doctors, who planned great cities but lacked experience in the detailed work of assembling edifices that were safe and that were useful.

Now, when the bricks were sound and were assembled properly, and the ground upon which they were placed was chosen with care, the edifice was sound and brought pleasure, as this work was seen as useful. If the bricks were faulty, or the edifice constructed badly, or the ground was poor, the edifice would crumble, and this kind of disaster could be very dangerous to innocent citizen users of the edifice, as well as to the builder and architect who could be destroyed by the collapse. Because the quality of bricks was so important to the success of the edifice, and because bricks were so scarce, in those days the builders made their own bricks. The making of bricks was an expensive and painstaking undertaking and the wise builder avoided waste by making only bricks of the shape and size necessary for the enterprise at hand. The builder was guided in this manufacture by a blueprint, called a diagnostic question. This blueprint arose from long and detailed conversations with the architect, and required a deep understanding of the purpose of the edifice.

It came to pass that the builders were sorely hampered in their tasks by difficulty in obtaining bricks. Thus there arose a new skilled trade known as brickmaking, carried out by laboratory technicians, to give the artisan proper pride in his work. This new arrangement was very efficient and the construction of edifices proceeded with great vigour. In spite of the separation of roles, bricks were still made with care. In general, brickmaking was done on a custom basis because it was a difficult and expensive process.

And then it came to pass that a misunderstanding spread among the architects (there were some who said that this resulted from careless training of a new generation of architects.) The architects became obsessed with the making of bricks. When reminded that the ultimate goal was the edifices, not bricks, they replied that, if enough bricks were available, the builders would still be able to select what was needed and continue to build edifices. The flaws in the argument were not readily apparent, and so, with the help of the brickmakers, amazing things happened. The expense of brickmaking became a minor factor because large sums of money were made available and the time and effort involved in brickmaking were reduced by ingenious automatic machinery.

And so it happened that the land became flooded with bricks. It became necessary to organise more and more elaborate systems of storage for all these bricks. And then some people noticed that structures could now be produced very cheaply if builders were no longer needed. Without builders, there was no need to consider blueprints, and architects could assemble their own edifices. Sometimes these edifices were good, but often the architects lacked the skill in selecting the right bricks, and did not choose the right ground on which to assemble their edifices. Sometimes citizens, who had been previously happy without the need for an edifice, were tempted by the architects to use these new cheap and readily available structures. The architects thought that they were doing these citizens a great service, but in fact these piles of bricks that resembled edifices could then do great harm to the citizens that came to use them.

Throughout this, the brickmakers retained their pride and skill and the bricks were of the very best quality. The brickmakers found that they became poor if they discouraged the architects from building edifices without a blueprint, and so they continued to produce the high quality bricks that the architects were demanding. In order to compete successfully with other brickmakers, production emphasised those sort of bricks that were easy to make and only rarely did an adventuresome brickmaker attempt a difficult or unusual design. As it was sometimes difficult to tell the difference between a pile of bricks and a useful edifice, the influence of cost in brick production methods and in types of product became a dominating factor.

Unfortunately the builders were almost destroyed and the blueprints were lost. It became difficult to find the proper bricks for a task because everyone had to search through so many. It became difficult to find a suitable plot for construction of an edifice because the ground was covered with loose bricks. It became difficult to complete an edifice because as soon as the foundations were discernible they were buried under an avalanche of random bricks. The architects found they were spending a lot of their time trying to correct problems with the structures they were creating, and this made them unhappy. And saddest of all, sometimes no effort was made even to maintain the distinction between a pile of bricks and a true edifice.